Lessons Learned.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008NEVER EVER BUY CHEAPO SHOES!
I was being such a big cheapo when I was in Manila a few weeks ago so I bought myself some dirt-ass cheap heels which aesthetically looked nice.
I only remembered I bought those when I was rummaging through my shoe closet last week for something to wear to work.
It was start of a hell of a day for me five minutes after I left the house wearing them. My feet fuckin’ hurt in those shoes! They hurt when I was walking to the train station, they hurt while I was in the train and by the time I got to the office I was walking with a LIMP.
I swear my feet were throbbing so hard you could see the blood pulsating like in those cartoons when someone’s finger (or some other random body part) gets punched and it glows amber red… I’m not kidding.
I was walking around barefooted for about an hour (there goes my office dignity) before my colleague thankfully bestowed upon me a spare pair of flip flops (ta-dah!) which I wore for the rest of the day. My dear darling ♥ sweetheart went to my house, got me another pair of shoes and met me at my office right after work (kisses!) I don’t think I would have survived another minute wearing those damned shoes
They are so going to shoe heaven, they are dead to me now.
NO MORE CHEAPO SHOES FOR ME!
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NEVER TAKE THE BUS WHEN IT’S SCHOOL PEAK HOUR TIMES!
Because the bus fuckin’ reeks of student B.O.
Seriously.
It’s like those universal student B.O. which stinks the same no matter which school (or possibly school uniform) we are talking about here.
Which led me to wonder, like in those Carrie Bradshow moments from Sex and the City where she purses her lips with her index finger to her cheek and looks up deep in thought, ‘When I was in high school, did I ever smell like that?’
I seriously hope not.
I remember the time Nick told me a story about how he was chased by a dog because he had the ’student in school uniform smell.’ Creepy.
Anyway, I almost died when the bus I was at suddenly became overcrowded with said students after passing by a school. Good thing I only had three more stops to go.
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I CAN’T WAIT FOR BALI! FUN IN THE SUN~~~
Weee!!
